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lunaticredeyes1:

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:

cremepyro:

unclefather:

goodbye human

Issat pants? Issat motherfuckin starched pants walkin around like J. Edgar Hoover on a Tuesday afternoon?

fuckeverythinginthisawfulworld:

Official dnd lore: Tieflings are very rare.

The entire dnd community:

its-going-down:

meckamecha:

daily-bad-jokes:

daily-bad-jokes:

occasionally the universe orders one of its many snipers to fire a warning shot at me. not to cause any (physical) harm, mind you. they’re just reminders that the universe hates me and could snuff out my puny little life anytime it wishes.

today that warning shot came in the form of my microwave burrito being completely empty. no filling. just tortilla.

how can you look at this and still believe the world is kind and just

It has filling. The filling is more tortilla

positive-memes:

Doing backflips over carpets just to make it before i miss anything semi important

friendlycoolguy:

ive been thinking about this for months and i had to get it off my chest so i opened uop photoshop and put this togehter

bpdbot:

thesaurio:

bpdbot:

sometimes i have too many emotions and sometimes i have none at all but i always always feel like i’m drowning

Learn how to swim Bitch

i made this post when i was in A Mood and all the replies are so angst and depressing except this Whole Ass Mood. Learn how to swim Bitch it’s 2018 we’re dealing with our problems