Lms if 2018 rocked ur shit

ok hey anon from a while ago her not sure if y’all remember but i said hey if a girl calls you cute and sends you pickup lines and has you as her lock screen does it mean she likes you and y’all thought i was joking BUT IM NOT and no were not dating but anyway follow up question here i retweeted something abt girlfriend applications and she dm’d me and said “i’ll be your gurlfriend” and does that mean she wants to d8 or is she just being a Gal Pal i need to know thx

sunbutch:

SHE WANTS TO DATE YOU

you got there in the end

dimir-charmer:

there’s truly no substitute, flavour wise, for just leaving something alone on a low simmer for several hours

you, a simple idiot chef: what does this chilli need?

me, wizened, sage, wearing a tea towel over one shoulder, experienced in the ways of the world: to be left the fuck alone on the stove for four hours

dankmemeuniversity:

unclefather:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

m-mcelwoys:

punkest-mermaid:

nyamafriend:

asianmanatea:

some-dragon-bitch:

someoneinneedofcoffee:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

queen-of-the-arcade-machine:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

linguinequeenie:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

herprincess1720:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

got mugged at Claire’s

Got thrown into the void at Claire’s

slipped into an alternate timeline at Claire’s

Fought God at Claire’s

Defeated God at Claire’s

Sucked off Satan at Claire’s

at Claire’s?

Yeah it was at Claire’s

Ate God’s corpse at Claire’s

Tore off an angel’s wings at Claire’s

Fried and ate the angel wings at Claire’s

Opened a black hole at Claire’s

Ate out god at Claire’s

Got eaten out at Claire’s

I just bought some earrings and gel pens