glumshoe:

maggiemae873:

glumshoe:

bigbeardedgeek:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

hey quick question to people who are adults

does saliva actually work as lubricant? I am trying to assemble an aquarium cover and it… needs some help…

hmmmm

no luck, but now I can check ‘glass aquarium lids’ of my list of things that I have licked

Ship… We need an expanded version of that list

-a jellyfish 
-a banana slug
-an ice sculpture at an art gallery, at the encouragement of the gallery owner 
-a dinosaur bone
-stuff I found in kitchens and couldn’t otherwise identify 
-a comically tiny gun
-a sugar maple tree
-a 9 volt battery
-every salt lamp
-a bitcoin
-bullet casings
-idk probably some other stuff I’m not remembering 

…how does one lick a bitcoin?

this is the only picture I currently have on hand of my $0.99 gold-plated commemorative bitcoin, which ranks just below my rhinestone-encrusted Spider-man dolphin apple lighter on my list of ‘possessions prized for being stupid’