kittenofdoomage:

oriona75:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

spiletta42:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

korrasforevergirl:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cryoverkiltmilk:

ominouslymathematical:

lesbianbastion:

torracat:

torracat:

reminder that there’s an energy drink made in the UK named pussy

i want to die

@rivaine

Take a fuckin’ sip, babes

Is there any accessory that says “I have NEVER tasted pussy” more than a tilt scooter?

This is some next level sex punning tho, they literally started a company and made an energy drink just so they could say that

What does this taste like cause I want some

I never thought the day would come when I’d say these words

But

I don’t know what Pussy tastes like

I bought some.  It tastes like walnuts.

A drink called Pussy that tastes like nuts is some quality Beverage Irony right there

@kittenofdoomage is……. is this shit for real? Like, I kinda want you to put some in your suitcase and bring it with you….. THEN I CAN SAY I TASTED YOUR PUSSY!!!!! *Cracks self up, laughs forever*

This shit is very much for real. I can buy some if you want lol