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“Should I lick the science?” forensic science edition: look, if you have to ask, you’re in the wrong line of work.

“Should I lick the science?” sociology edition: the IRB really won’t like that even if your subject thinks it’s kind of hot

“Should I lick the science?” vulcanology edition: part of me really wants to see you try

“Should I lick the science?” gynecology edition: ……….I mean. Definitely not in a professional context, but recreationally…? I’m sure it’ll be appreciated.

“Should I lick the science?” epidemiology edition: that is how you become the science

“Should I lick the science?” astrology edition: what science?

“Should I lick the science?” criminology edition: what, like there aren’t enough problems with the criminal justice system already? come on.

“Should I lick the science?” hematology edition: if this is your only way to acquire sustenance without violence, then I suppose I can’t judge. go ahead, but be mindful of mirrors.