beka-tiddalik:

vaspider:

arctic-hands:

marrella-splendens:

yeah thanks I hate it

I would smash that motherfucker

“How can I make your visit better?”

“Smile for me so the door fucking opens. I have resting bitch face.”

“I am not emotionally invested in your store’s problems but if this door doesn’t open in the next three seconds I might be emotionally invested in causing some.”