ntbx:
voluptuous-lady-with-freckles:
I hate when guys use a nonsexual question to segue into sex.
Him: What’s your favorite color?
Me: Lol, pink.
Him: Is that the same color as your panties?
Me:
Him: How was your day?
Me: A little stressful can’t wait to get home and relax.
Him: awww you need some dick to relax babe.
Him: what do you do for fun?
Me: I like to knit
Him: why don’t you knit on this dick
Me:
😂😂😂😂
Him: What are you up to?
Me: Just did laundry, tired af now.
Him: You deserve some dick for that right?
Ladies, keep it going!
Him: wyd
Me: I’m washing dishes
Him: damn…wish I could bend you over the sink
(Someone really told me this)
BYEEEE!! 😂😂😂😂
🙄
Him: wyd?
Me: laying down
Him: without me?
Me:
That’s the granddaddy of them all!
Foreal
Him: WYD
Me: I’m having dinner
Him: Damn, I bet that mouth good, huh?? 😏
Me:
a mf that will “wyd” your ass to death all damn day 🙄
Lmaooooo niggas are so annoying.
Him: Wyd?
Me: About to take a shower
Him: Let me get in with you
The sink one took me out
Niggas: wyd
Me: Chillin
Nigs: I got something you can do 😉😜
Me:
😂😂
This is gold 😂
Lame nigga: wyd
Me: nothing much, watching netflix
Lame: you wanna netflix and chill
This post funny 😂
The fact that even my ugly ass relates to this says a lot. Men are trash
Dumb ass nigga: wyd
Me: watching tv
Dumb ass nigga: Do you wanna watch a volcano erupt
Me: Nigga what
Dumb ass Nigga: *sends a video of him jacking and coming*
Me:
Wait the last one 😩😩 that’s wild
I am ashamed.
Him: Wyd?
Me: About to drink something.
Him: *sends dick pic* You can drink from my straw😏
Him: wyd today?
Me: At work. Tbh I have free time so I’m actually exercising a little in my office 😂
Him: I got a lot of energy today too if you wanna come thru lol
Me:
Like dude shut all the way up, please. Damn near 25 with these 6th grade lines. What’re YOU doing lol
Him: “WYD?”
Me: “On my way to work “
Him: “I got some work for you”
Me:
me: watching the iron giant 😄
him: I got an iron giant you could be playing with
me:
😂😂😂
Lame Nigga: Wyd?
Me: Eating
Lame Nigga: D’you know what I’d love to eat right now?😏
Me:
😂😂
oh my
Lol is it bad that I’ve used that last one and it worked 😅💀
Lame niggah: wyd
Me: bout to make some food
Lame niggah: you going to save some for me
Me:
I feel this on a whole ‘nother level.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Me: *minding my business*
Lame nigga: I wanna eat your ass
Me:
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