vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

mt grandpa was such a chaotic influence he just straight up lied to me as a child about the weirdest stuff and now I catch myself doing it too and my siblings will be like “what is….wrong with you” and my aunts and uncles just shake their heads like “she lived with dad….he got her….”

once my cousin was admiring a sunflower and i walked up to him and i said “do you know why they’re called sunflowers” and he knows me as the Nature Facts Cousin so he perked up and i told him that we used to grow them exclusively on the sun until we sold the sun to idk…sweden? the soviet union? in the louisiana purchase so now we have to grow them here on earth and brie said “why are you like this”