Mom, on speakerphone: so how’s it been having the house completely to yourself? Staying out of trouble?
Me, squatting on the ground in nothing but yoga pants as i apply another layer of paint to my hand to slap against the wall: sure
Pictured: årt
wtf omg I thought you were joking with the text post
Not this time, I’m in the process of repainting my room and thought I’d take the opportunity to fill y’all with dread that maybe all shit posts are true
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