catsi:

an older woman asked for help finding an item at work today and i helped her find it and the box was kinda big and heavy and she was like “oh that’s kinda big isn’t it… we’ll probably have to find a man to lift it for us” and that phrase activated some kind of sleeper agent code in my brain because i immediately unlocked an immense amount of upper body strength and just carried the thing up to the front for her

i’ll DIE before i ever ask a man to carry something for me