the-promise-has-been-made:

This morning my mum told me she woke up tonight because her leg was wet and she was confused. So she pulled back the cover and our giant Maine Coon cat had crawled under there and was licking her leg. 

And I was in stitches laughing. Cause IMMEDIATELY my brain went:

My naem is cat

and wen it nite

and human frend

has turned off lite

I sneak in room

and crawl in bed

I snuggle clos

I lik the leg