buzzzwole:

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lesbi-antigone:

i admit that maybe, maybe this post i made is slightly cursed, but i hold that it wasn’t enough to deserve having to read this comment.

Wait I actually do that hold on

there was an interview on the NPR game show, wait wait don’t tell me, years ago, with a man who said he always licked pretzels, then smelled them, then ate them. i heard this when i was probably in middle school. my family bought pretzels at the next opportunity and all tried it. it’s how ive eaten pretzels ever since.

when i was little my sister told me sometimes spiders live inside grapes and lay their eggs in it and since then ive had to individually split open and inspect Every individual grape i have ever eaten since that day. i am 22 years old i just want peace