terpsikeraunos:

lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

we need to make a voyager record 2.0 to let the aliens know our music taste has grown and matured. i recommend 80s music and carly rae jepsen and fun shit like that.

fuck beethoven and bach the aliens from fuckzoid prime or w/e pop in the golden record 2 and “dancing queen” starts playing and they’ll want to visit ASAP 

aliens, listening to Brandenburg Concerto No. 2 in F Major, BWV 1047: I. Allegro: hmmm sound like humans are boring fucks

aliens, listening to Cut to the Feeling: holy shit 

we need to send them ‘never gonna give you up’ by rick astley. we need to rickroll the aliens.