glumshoe:

poor-boy-orpheus:

glumshoe:

poor-boy-orpheus:

glumshoe:

totallyraedical:

glumshoe:

docincredible:

glumshoe:

a Yankee attempts to pronounce Southern contractions

I’m from New Jersey and all of these but y’a’int are in my daily vocabulary so I think this is just you.

That’s fair. I’m less a Yankee than some kind of Bigfoot.

as a person from southern US I can honestly say

stop

thats not

no

i was cringing the entire time

record how YOU would say it, then

K I did it

@poor-boy-orpheus I took your suggestions to heart and tried to use them in a sentence. What do you think? 

I am a proud father

Thank you for supporting me in these trying times. Here, let us enjoy some bona fide Southern Sweet Tea in celebration.

[Image description: I am carefully lowering a single tea bag into an open sack of granulated sugar.]