andy-the-anon:

theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly:

milomeepit:

just-a-random-word:

milomeepit:

theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly:

“I can’t open anything, I’m too gay”

— Me, an incompetent gay tryna open a pickle jar 

Hit the lid against the edge of a table or countertop

????? damaging the table??????

Just like tap it 😂 you’re not swinging it like a sledgehammer

YOU WANT ME TO YEET THE PICKLE JAR????

DO NOT YEET THE PICKLE JAR