one-time-i-dreamt:

I was stumbling drunk in a city, and I was lost. I kept looking in circles on accident and I just sort of collapsed onto the sidewalk in defeat.

But then I heard a loud, “I’ll carry you!”

I turn, and it’s Terry Crews. Literally Terry Crews. I can’t speak, so I just look at him in awe. Without further prompting, he just SWINGS ME UP ON HIS BACK and zooms at the speed of light to get me back home.