starlightomatic:

salt-of-the-ao3:

pachelbelsheadcanon:

prokopetz:

Proposal: instead of creating fantasy names by inventively misspelling real names, create fantasy names by cutting real names in half and stapling them back together with mismatched counterparts. e.g.:

Alexamin
Danthew
Jamriel
Tyseph
Wilmeron

Here is an online fantasy name generator that does exactly this for you.

uhmmmm just tested and it works super well?? check it out!

Alexamin sounds like a medication