inficetegodwottery:

zorn-lemon:

rufuvus:

mickmercury:

mickmercury:

mickmercury:

liam enlightened me abt Muscle Wizard and my whole life has changed

how to Muscle Wizard:

• grab urself a copy of the book of vile darkness
• get in on that prestige class Cancer Mage. first level ability: you can now ignore all negative effects of any disease.
• flip over to the diseases section and get your wizard infected with Festering Anger. bad things about this: you will be constantly angry and covered in boils, some stuff with Will saves. good news! none of that applies to you
• advantages: you will now gain cumulative +2 strength every single day
• your wizard now has Infinite Strength
• part 2: head over to bastards and bloodlines
• feat: Lost Tradition. you can now base your spellcasting ability on any ability score you choose
• pick strength
• you are now Muscle Wizard

also the only requirement to contract Festering Anger is to really, really hate someone or something, so you’re basically so angry you’re flexing infinite spellcasting power into existence

@galacsin @handern

I don’t see anybody posting this picture yet, so