yourplayersaidwhat:

So, it was just me, Azar (a Pureblood Yuan-Ti Bard) and my companion Rogue the Rogue (A Halfling) We’re in a dungeon to find a item that will help us capture a high level boss (A Mind Flayer). Though, we managed to stumble across him by accident. Panicking, we wondered what to do but then we realized that in my backpack, we had a Talisman of Pure Good. The good thing was this baby can dish out a 8D6 damage to evil beings by touch. The bad thing was that the both of us were Neutral and it would deal 6D6 damage if we touched it. We were both level 1 and would burst into flames if we touched it by hand. So what did we do?

Me: I use my dagger to pick up the talisman and throw it at him. (I manage to roll to not touch it and I throw it and it hits him)

DM: He goes to take it off him and throws it at Rogue (rolls a 1) …shit… The Talisman gets stuck on him and hits him again.

Both of us: (Cheering and laughing)

Rogue: Does he still take damage during each of our turns?

DM: ….. Yes…..

Both of us: (insert evil laughter)

*One very short turn later*

DM: As he slumps to the ground he yells “I would’ve gotten away with it too,if it weren’t for you meddling adventurers!” and he gets sucked into a vortex to another dimension.

…….

What the hell?! You were not suppose to kill him! You could’ve just ran outside to avoid him! Why didn’t you?!

Both of us: (Silent for a good few seconds)… because….. we’re stupid?

DM:…. OMG….. *Sighs* you both gain 2 levels with all the experience points you got off of him. (Starts muttering “I can’t believe it.”)

Both of us: *Cheers loudly*