fight to the death in a Target parking lot

jumpingjacktrash:

obviouslyskeletor:

jaclcfrost:

perceived self vs real self vs ideal self. Only one winner

My ideal self always has a sword so he’d win

my real self wouldn’t show up, so he wins by default, since avoiding a fight counts as a win to him.

my ideal self would show up and try to talk my percieved self down; he’d get his ass kicked, but he took the higher ground, which counts as a win to him.

my percieved self would beat double hell out of that smug motherfucker.