lizardsister:

lizardsister:

here’s my idea for a movie character: he’s a stereotypical wizened old wizard, im talking long grey beard and robes and staff of power and everything, who has legends told of his incredible power and the first half of the movie is the rest of the characters looking for this guy to help them defeat the evil fuck lord

the twist is that they reach the dread fortress or whatever and they start fighting fuck lord’s minions and the wizard just throws his staff aside and whips a glock out of his robes and guns them down 

artistic interpretation