(My character is starting to open up somewhat. He’s just told a heavily edited version of his life story, sharing that after his people tried to kill him, he miraculously survived. Then a few years later someone almost kills him again, and yet he survived. Both players are staring at me, baffled.)
Druid: Damn, if you die again I’m keeping your corpse.
(Everyone bursts out laughing.)
Me: WHY?!
Druid: You just got done telling us you’ve basically died twice now, and somehow survived! I want to make sure you don’t come back!
DM: Oh thank god, I thought you wanted to keep his corpse to sell on the black market!
Druid: NO!
Beware the Druid
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