yourplayersaidwhat:

Our party is faced with 3 cult members trying to attack us. We have a tiefling, moon elf and a fae dog all level 1

Tiefling ooc: so we want to incapacitate them not kill them
Fae dog ooc: okay so I roll to bite his leg
Tiefling ooc: no wait bite his dick
Fae dog ooc: okay I roll to bite his dick *misses*
Tiefling ooc: okay I cast magic missile with all 3 hitting his dick *hits for 13* damage
Dm: okay so you hit him in the dick and he looks down and there’s a hole where his crotch used to be and he falls on the floor dead
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Tiefling: I cast ray of frost on the other cult members dick *rolls 10 damage and kills the 2nd cult member* why do I keep killing people by hitting their dicks