glumshoe:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

para-dimensional:

glumshoe:

stop waiting for someone else and become your own eccentric paranormal detective that drags you into a tangled web of intrigue and magic

#disclaimer you may need a bachelor’s degree in criminal justice to get licensed depending on your state

license schmisence; detective is a state of mind

that’s the spirit!!!

I’m just saying…. the world is full of Dissatisfied Everymans, and you can’t be a Meddling Kid forever. Stop waiting for someone to discover your hidden potential, buy a cool hat, and go punch an Elder God in the nuts! 

“But how do I punch an Elder God in the nuts if I don’t know anything about magic?” you ask. 

God forbid I tell you what to do, but you could always try punching people in the nuts. If you do it often enough, eventually one of them will be an Elder God, probably.