vampireapologist:

new tv show concept: it’s called “Girl Leave Him” and it’s about me helping ppl with no support system break up with their shitty partners like anything from genuinely abusive relationships to just deadbeat partners bringing nothing to the table and I come in with like six friends and we help anyone of any age and any gender finally get out of that relationship no matter what it takes & we set them up with a therapist and a life coach and a new job & place in another city and after they’re free we take them on vacation & for some reason it’s on like TLC or HGTV