Kinkshaming

yourplayersaidwhat:

Context: So, I play first edition DnD with my family, and I’m the youngest one in my family (who actually plays), and while most of the time I’m pretty censored around my family, sometimes they say something that I just have to make a joke about. These were a few of the exchanges, centered mostly about kinkshaming.

My cousin, a Barbarian wearing all leather: I pull out my whip to attack the guards

Me: I’m kinkshaming.

My brother’s friend: If anyone says that kinkshaming is their kink, I’m going to punch them

Brother:Punching people for kinkshaming is my kink

Also-

Dad: I pull out my chicken to scare him.

Me: Put your cock away! This is serious!

And-

DM: What are you going to do about the evil king?

Me: Can I king-shame him into submission?