kayintruth:

nientedal:

maudgone:

theauspolchronicles:

I just… can’t believe the utter absurdity of someone going “let’s sell some old government furniture” so went into an office where they keep top secret files, saw an old filing cabinet, didn’t bother to check inside of it, organised to have to transported out and sold at a second hand store and at no point did anyone double check any part of this process and go “wait… do you think this filing cabinet designated to hold government secrets might… you know… still contain those secrets?” until SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER! THE ABC FINDS HUNDREDS OF SECRET GOVERNMENT FILES AND GOES “WE CAN’T PUBLISH THEM ALL BUT HEY HERE’S THE HIGHLIGHTS!” Someone is probably sitting in their office screaming into their hands so people in the room over can’t hear them. This is just… how????

this is so implausible that i thought this text post was a complaint about a plot hole in the new x-files season, and my first thought was, “damn, this is some kind of new low for TV writing” 

wha

It gets better:

They were sold cheaply because because they were heavy and no one could find the keys.

No one checked inside because no one could find the keys.

They were heavy

No one wondered why a filing cabinet was heavy, if not filled with documents

No one thought about how they could possibly get inside except by using the keys intended for the lock

No one.