roachpatrol:

shinyrock6498:

roachpatrol:

it might be just me but when you start transitioning your intrusive thoughts get EXTRA WILD, like: 

-tell that guy he has beautiful eyelashes

-SHOW THE LUNCH ROOM YOUR SECRET TITTIES

-you’re never going to finish off this makeup palette now. eat it. 

-drink your testosterone. just fuckin slam it back. 

-you have been caught drawing FLOWERS on a wrench. do you: a) deny everything, b) act like it’s no big deal because it really isn’t, c) THROW WRENCH AT COWORKER’S HEAD, THEN FLEX COMMANDINGLY

-the green mesh things in men’s urinals are obviously a secret power-up. hoard them.

wait, what is this about green mesh things in men’s urinals?

this thing! it’s either a power-up or a save point but i haven’t been brave enough yet to see which.