yourplayersaidwhat:

Bard: I poke the slime with a stick.
DM: Squish squish. It’s slime.
Paladin: Guys, I think it’s slime.
Bard: Turn around, let’s see if it moves.
DM: Squish squish, it’s slime.
Ranger: I’ll touch it with o n e toe.
DM: Squish squish, it’s slime.
Ranger: …I’ll step on it?
Everyone, in tandem: SQUISH SQUISH IT’S SLIME