today my players:
– got pickpocketed by a 12 year old child
– our wizard decided the best way to stop him was to cast magic missile at the child
– child almost died
– wizard got arrested and then bailed out
– players went to a casino to find the thieves guild but the wizard drank fantasy moonshine and passed out 5 minutes in so they couldnt
– next day, its 8:45am and they didnt want to go in too early so they found other things to do during the day
– i had 1 thing planned – a fighting arena – but improved 2 shitty things (a market and a rock museum) so theyd chose the arena
– no
– no
– my players chose the rock museum
– they go to the rock museum that only has five rocks and is run by a goliath man
– he asks if they want the guided tour of these 5 rocks – the fighter says yes and pays 2 copper pieces
– guided tour (that i had to make up on the spot)
– rock 1 – a greystone rock from the greystone area that i found when my brother pushed me off of a cliff at age 5
– rock 2 – a blackstone rock from the blackstone area that my brother gave to me to apologise
– rock 3 – a volcanic rock i found when i lost my leg looking for rocks in a volcano
– rock 4 – the rock i killed my brother with
– rock 5 – a pebble my boyfriend taught me how to skip rocks with – this is my fave rock
– wizard goes and finds a cool rock to give goliath and ends up vomiting over the pebble due to being hungover
– goliath doesnt realise and wizard lures him out of the building whilst fighter cleans up the vomit
– wizard and goliath have a touching heart to heart moment
– goliath says goodbye and takes the pebble with him into a sideroom
– as he leaves the fighter asks him what his name is
– goliath turns round dramatically
– my name,,is,,dwayne johnson
todays dnd campaign
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