The Squash Dimension

yourplayersaidwhat:

My players (D&D 5e) were fighting a were-rat and 5 bandits in a cellar full of supplies (the owner was a shut in and hoarded food barrels). After killing all but one, the last one being a bandit who ran out of sight from our druid into a corner near a barrel of squash. They go to look near the closed barrel and can’t find him.

Druid: Where did that other one go? He went this way!

Fighter: is he in the barrel?

Bard: get the rope, i’ll sit on it until we want to open it and get him

They spend a solid 5 minutes arguing about who’s gonna open it, what they will say, who’s gonna tie the guy up. When they finally open up the barrel, it’s just squash.

Druid: WHAT THE F*CK, WHERE IS HE??

They end up checking for a false bottom, before the druid casts detect magic. 

DM: There’s Conjuration magic on the squash at the top

Druid: DID HE GO TO THE FREAKING SQUASH DIMENSION WHAT THE HELL

Everyone starts laughing, and now they won’t let that joke die. Every time someone disappears its always THE SQUASH DIMENSION. 

Ps The bandits all had pearls of misty step, that is how he got out. They took so long and were so loud they didn’t hear him run out the door.