wyessss:

allhailweegee:

madamephantom:

thestalkerbunny:

Hey Germany? Can we chat for a second about Krampus?

Because 99% of the time, I search the vintage images, I get this dear gentleman

In his little lederhosen outfit and probably tormenting a small child.

But can we also address this?

And this?

Get dressed up to call on your lady. Your pants don’t go with that jacket, Krampy.

How about this?

Smooch Christmas Satan

‘oh hey u found me’

He liked it, so he’s putting a RING ON IT.

What’s with all these ladies being down to clown with the goat man who beats the snot outta naughty kids? Monsterfucking as early as Pre-christanity or at least the 1800s.

Krampus’s Weakness: Pretty pretty girls

Bonus:

TFW you see some FOOL trying to mack on your gf

Bonus Bonus: Lady Krampus; she beats the snot outta guys. Christmas Time Femdom for everyone.

@filthy-alien-meat

If you’re from America, we have no room to talk considering how many songs we have about wanting to make out with Santa Claus.

@teradoration