a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

The reason gay people can’t drive is because God sees how fucking hype we get over everything on Shitty Car Mods and couldn’t handle the raw power of a fleet of lesbians in, like, mid-70s hearses with ironic sexy anime girls airbrushed on the hoods.

However, I, a greasy car scene bisexual and known heretic, am willing and ready to go to hell for what I believe in and cannot be stopped.