Playing Monopoly

yourplayersaidwhat:

From the same campaign as the Artifact Room of Tomfuckery:

After the campaign, the parties return to the village they save…

DM: And Rev, there are now plenty of pretty farmer’s daughters who’ve come out to see these brave adventurers.

Rev: I roll to flirt! *rolls like a 19 or 20*

DM: Okay they are super into you, and two of them come back to your room for the night. Everyone else in the party silently hopes your room is soundproof

Rev: Awwwh yeah, gonna… play some… monopoly. Shit gets loud when I play monopoly

Herburt (OOC): How much will you owe them after the game, then?

*everyone loses it*

DM: Herburt, take a point of inspiration because that was fucking savage.