fallingthruspace:

averagelesbian:

dramatic-mechanic-fanatic:

cameronesposito:

Moments after @rheabutcher banned me from cutting butternut squash bc it’s “too dangerous.”

This is the “you need to boil the water for instant noodles” couple. Who’s going to volunteer and teach them how to cook safely and and efficiently?

@ferelden

lmao “Where are you from?!” “I am from Ohio.”

Let me just say as an Ohioan myself that this behavior is 100% accurate. We’re pulling shit like this all the time.