tyrannosaurus-rex:

moniach:

real-live-dragon:

real-live-dragon:

tyrannosaurus-rex:

Smacking a horse is the equivalent of looking god in the eye while you jack off and call him a heretic

question

what the actual, honest, genuine fuck does this mean

Smacking a horse is the most popular euphemism for jacking off in Polish so when it comes to my mother tongue, OP might be on to something

i need to sit down this was literally me jabbering onto a keyboard while sleep deprived at 7am and ur telling me i basically almost made a bilingual polish joke