my ex’s 13 year old sister invited me to thanksgiving dinner and y’all better bet I’m going
my dad: there is no way in hell you are going
me: if you think anything you say is going to keep me from my ex’s aunt’s apple pie you are severely mistaken
THE PLOT THICKENS
my ex isn’t even going to be there!!!! deadass they replaced him with me
Update: I sat at the head of the table and had an in-depth conversation about print media and I’m fairly certain one of the uncles thought I was my ex and I think I have acquired a little sister now
picture of me with the family dog 🙂
Some people steal your hoodie or your electronics when you break up. This brilliant woman straight up stole a man’s entire family.
I’m a dude, if you think straights are capable of reaching this level of wholesome unfettered pettiness you are mistaken.
brianna's tumblr exports 