rulerofturtlekind:

locaven:

writing-prompt-s:

Every country is protected by a superhero who embodies their nation’s values and culture. America’s hero, Uncle Sam, is taking a well-deserved vacation, so his backup has to take over for a week. The fate of America rests in the hands of Florida Man.

@djn-001-kunai-man @rulerofturtlekind

We’re dead. We’re all dead.