firebreathingeli:

I had an MRI today. There was a older woman and a younger man that were the MRI techs. They scanned me with a metal detector and it went off near my crotch area (Spoiler: it was the metal ends on my sweat pant strings). The woman asked the guy what he thought it was. So, naturally, my impulsive ass whispers “this dicccccckkk” under my breath. BUT APPARENTLY IT WAS LOUD ENOUGH FOR THEM TO HEAR. He cracked the fuck up and the woman seemed disapointed in both of us. Then I got to lay perfectly still in a tube for 40 minutes to think about what I had done.