cameoappearance:

itsjustveryludicrous:

gohyunjungfun:

you: excessive and incorrect use of commas

me—an intellectual: excessive and incorrect use of m dashes

me, a pseudo-intellectual: both, if at all possible—and it’s always possible

me, a showoff: both of those – but, and this is important; it is never the wrong time to use a semicolon