some agents of chaos i’ve gone to summer camp with:
- a girl who, every day, would choose a random person to follow around and sing the entirety of “hollaback girl” at
- a girl who sprayed half a can of axe directly up her nose because she was bored (and would have sprayed the entire can had she not passed out)
- a boy who stole a counselor’s frappuccino and drank the whole thing in one long sip because she said kids shouldn’t have coffee
- a girl whose lunch was always three whole vegetables that she would eat like apples no matter what the vegetables were
- a boy who refused to answer to anything other than “parcheesi” for a solid five weeks