a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

quimstick:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

@Everyone trying to find my nudes in seedy threads: First of all, I use they/them pronouns. Second of all, my tits are physically and spiritually in 100% of the time. I was born with pasties on. That’s why my mom named me Patsy Ann. Lady couldn’t spell for shit. I shower in a cableknit sweater, boys. If the sweater is removed, my boobs just clip into my chest and leave a weird, glitchy hole. Todd Howard made these breasts, you hear me? I’ve got Bethesda chest disease. You’ll never fucking catch me alive. If you want to see my tits, you’ll have to fish ‘em out of the medical waste bin after top surgery. Eat a pile of dead pigeons, ya’ chunce.

i’m all of those people, i just have like 400 burner accounts

This is not the time for jokes. I will puncture your grandmother’s exoskeleton.