yourplayersaidwhat:

This was our first session and a first time playing for all of us. My character is a busty Elf Ranger who tries to use her “charms” to get what she wants in many cases. One of the first times I tried to act on it was with a casual store owner with the hopes I could seduce him and get something good out of it.

DM: are you sure you want to do this? you’re going into some guy’s room alone and your party isn’t here right now

me: yeah it’s fine

DM: well okay then, role a performance check

*natural 20*

whole party: YOOOO YOU DESTROYED HIS PELVIS

DM ooc: y’know i was going to make him rob you of everything you own no matter what happened but now i don’t know what to do

And instead the dude basically became my slave and gave me half of his wares because he thought I was a goddess. It was a good day.