It’s orctober! Want an orc husband? Get one with this handy-dandy orc husband generator.
Stop hoping for tusks on tindr and hunting for the green on grindr and get yourself a guaranteed orc husband today. (Use it as a drawing prompt or just a fun little toy, the result changes daily!)
@ the anon asking about the Orc Husband Generator:
bloop!
Cass’s orc husband is a funny and stocky hunter, who likes to read and give gifts to Cass.