IM HYPERVENTILATING HOLY FUCKKKKKK
“Don’t worry, FDIC insurance has you covered. Oh wait. Shit. Fuck. Shit. I’m gonna get fucking murdered in my sleep fuck shit jesus’s asshole I am so fucking fucked”
The “Bitcoin Kingpin” looks exactly how I would imagine a kingpin of imaginary nerd money would look
I didn’t know it was possible to combine “slimy banker,” “huge fucking nerd,” and “complete lack of foresight” into a cohesive look and style, but this guy has really broken some aesthetic ground here
Bitcoin Kingpin Admits Everyone’s Money Is Gone
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