thebisexualmandalorian:

jabberwockypie:

cuboceanus:

plaguemd:

the concept of a healslut is fucking hilarious to me because have you ever fucking played a healer

have you ever met a healer

healers are almost always the saltiest, angriest people in any given group comp and there is nothing and nobody we hate more than someone that makes us do our goddamn jobs and actually heal
we are angry little balls of spite who will stop healing you if you’re being stupid or pissing us off because we hold the key to life and death in our hands and more importantly fuck you

what im saying is if you’re going to try and eroticize the healer/tank dynamic, the healer is not the submissive party here

I embody everything in this post

In college I played a Dwarven Cleric named Fiona (after Fi from Burn Notice).

This being college, and me being the only woman in the group if someone made a sexist remark, I would flat-out refuse to heal a motherfucker until they apologized.

“I’m down to less than half HP!”

“That sounds like a personal problem to me.  I’ll just use Healing Word on someone who DIDN’T call someone a slut.”

“It was just a joke!”

“That’s nice, Matt.  Oh dear, I’m almost out of healing spells.”

“OKAY, I’M SORRY!”

😀 😀 😀

It honestly got to be this kind of Pavlovian thing where one of these guys would blurt out something offensive and go OHMYGODI’MSOSORRY immediately.

It was awesome! 😀

This is beautiful.