its-okae-carly-rae:

its-okae-carly-rae:

friendlytroll:

vampireapologist:

curiooftheheart:

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

New favorite thing I’ve learned in my wildlife classes:

There is a “device” used to scare away problem wildlife (mostly avian) that’s just literally called Scarey Man®

here he is. The Scarey Man

®

honestly he is so…..entrancing….…

Y’all sciencey types now what a scarecrow is, right? Y’all don’t need to go making up new fangled names for them.

as both a hillbilly and a scientist I take issue with this rejection of Scarey Man®. He is protecting my crops and my science.

I am also a hillbilly and grew up a dirt crop level farmer, and  I can assure you i know my goddamned scarecrows and that is no goddamn scarecrow. That’s a bona-fide Scarey Man®.

Holy crap. It’s inflatable. And Scarey.

Powerful.